# Everything's Perfect Except...Family Secrets, Workplace Crushes & Bugs in Our Food Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/everything-s-perfect-7299875/everything-s-perfect-except-family-secrets-workplace-crushes-bugs-in-our-food Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/everything-s-perfect-7299875/everything-s-perfect-except-family-secrets-workplace-crushes-bugs-in-our-food.md Podcast: [Everything's Perfect](https://stenobird.com/podcast/everything-s-perfect-7299875) Published: 2026-08-25T04:15:53+00:00 Episode link: https://www.spreaker.com/episode/everything-s-perfect-except-family-secrets-workplace-crushes-bugs-in-our-food--74676088 Audio file: https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74676088/audio_episode_8_25_26.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/everything-s-perfect-7299875/episodes/everything-s-perfect-except-family-secrets-workplace-crushes-bugs-in-our-food Duration seconds: 2849 ## Resource Donald is back! And this episode wastes absolutely no time getting into sibling chaos, family secrets, workplace drama, and bugs where bugs should never be. 😂 A listener suspects her brother may have a different biological father — and everyone seems to know except him. Should she tell him? Then, another listener gets pulled into a closed office by a coworker who tells her the jeans she’s wearing are “doing nothing for her.” Autumn and Donald’s immediate reaction? That’s not mean girl behavior… that’s a crush. Plus: live worms, two slugs, a dead grasshopper, and strawberry water Autumn wishes she had never seen 🎙 TIMESTAMPS 0:00 — The camera wasn’t recording 1:00 — Sibling chaos & Autumn being told she was adopted 3:24 — Autumn’s childhood & her dad’s restaurants 5:08 — Facebook Marketplace food changing lives 6:25 — A LIVE worm in Autumn’s Erewhon peppers 7:18 — Donald finds two slugs in his cabbage 9:30 — Autumn washes strawberries and immediately regrets it 12:24 — Phone a Friend: Her brother may have a different biological father 14:05 — Autumn: Do NOT tell him 14:50 — Autumn reveals a similar situation in her own family 16:48 — Donald: “I would want to know” 20:58 — Get the DNA before blowing up his life 25:30 — Donald learns a major family secret at age 10 29:47 — Podcast inbox PSA 😂 30:41 — Phone a Friend: Coworker says her jeans are a no-go 34:04 — Autumn & Donald: “She has a crush on you” 35:00 — When is it okay to comment on someone’s appearance? 39:46 — Why the comment triggered old insecurities 44:25 — Donald’s completely unhinged response options 😂 47:42 — Sign off 🏋️ WORK WITH DONALD Donald offers one-on-one health and wellness coaching focused on habits, mindset, confidence, and creating lasting change. 📩 DM @donaldstamper on Instagram💌 PHONE… ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/everything-s-perfect-7299875/episodes/everything-s-perfect-except-family-secrets-workplace-crushes-bugs-in-our-food/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/everything-s-perfect-7299875/everything-s-perfect-except-family-secrets-workplace-crushes-bugs-in-our-food.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.