# the bar is still officially in hell (fml)

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Podcast: [everybody has a secret](https://stenobird.com/podcast/everybody-has-a-secret-5406342)
Published: 2026-04-23T14:01:00+00:00
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## Resource

Oh heeeey! E-bike gate has well and truly hard-launched (IYKYK). But today, we’re talking about the bare minimum, and uncovering all the ways you’ve settled in your romantic relationships. We know our Shooshies have the highest of standards, but having to beg is not OK :( Yes, we believe your partner should wrap you up in a towel post-shower and, AT THE VERY LEAST, say he loves you with his chest. But a famous musician breadcrumbing you in the DMs… girl, eeeep. One Bunnings trip can sort you out for a smooth, speedy move. Thank you so much to Bunnings for making this episode of Everybody Has A Secret possible! Got a secret to spill? Easy peasy! Head to everybodyhasasecret.com.au and submit it anonymously. This show is only as good as the secrets that are submitted, so keep ‘em coming! Your hosts of ‘everybody has a secret’ are Annabelle Lee (@annabe11e1ee) and Charlotte White (@charlottewhitee). This episode was produced by Ruby Hall and executive-produced by Lucy Hunt. Catch us on socials! @ehaspodcast on Instagram and @ehaspodcast on TikTok. Get our weekly newsletter, Ask Us, in your inbox every Friday! See you next Friday, we love ya guts for listening! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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