# my golden retriever boyfriend is useless

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Podcast: [everybody has a secret](https://stenobird.com/podcast/everybody-has-a-secret-5406342)
Published: 2026-09-10T14:01:00+00:00
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## Resource

Hi cuties  It’s Belly’s birthday week! Yay, so naturally we celebrate, before we get into your relationship gripes. Ohhh, and we've even got the tea on Belly and Choo, who get aired out. Then we answer a stay or go dilemma, what would you do if you realised your partner couldn’t do the basics, but you were already kinda in love with them? It's time for a relo check-in... Aaaaaand tickets to our 2027 EHAS Live show in Perth are still available! Click here for tickets to our Perth show on February 25.  This episode of Everybody Has A Secret is brought to you by Garnier. Shop the Hydrating Sorbet Cream range online and in-store at Chemist Warehouse, Priceline, Woolworths, Coles, Big W, Kmart and Amazon.  Got a secret to spill? Easy peasy! Head to everybodyhasasecret.com.au and submit it anonymously. This show is only as good as the secrets that are submitted, so keep ‘em coming! Your hosts of ‘everybody has a secret’ are Annabelle Lee (@annabe11e1ee) and Charlotte White (@charlottewhitee).  This episode was produced and audio-edited by Ruby Hall and executive-produced by Lucy Hunt. Catch us on socials! @ehaspodcast on Instagram and @ehaspodcast on TikTok. Get our weekly newsletter, Ask Us, in your inbox every Friday! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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