# I did a thing (catfished my ex)

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Podcast: [everybody has a secret](https://stenobird.com/podcast/everybody-has-a-secret-5406342)
Published: 2026-03-26T13:01:00+00:00
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I did a thing (catfished my ex) Hi hunnies Today, we get into all of the cwaaaazy ways you’ve kept tabs on your ex. One Shooshie has taken it as far as keeping in contact through a fake online identity. And, we have a very educational TikTok to explain to you all, where do you sit on Declan Mcollin’s “ex-axis”? And, here’s a link to Declan’s TikTok, where you can find his incredibly hilarious concept: the ex-axis. Thank you so much to Samsung for making this episode of Everybody Has A Secret possible. Explore the new Galaxy S26 Ultra (and the epic colour range) now at Samsung.com. Got a secret to spill? Easy peasy! Head to everybodyhasasecret.com.au and submit it anonymously. This show is only as good as the secrets that are submitted, so keep ‘em coming! Your hosts of ‘everybody has a secret’ are Annabelle Lee (@annabe11e1ee) and Charlotte White (@charlottewhitee). This episode was produced by Ruby Hall and executive-produced by Lucy Hunt. Catch us on socials! @ehaspodcast on Instagram and @ehaspodcast on TikTok. Get our weekly newsletter, Ask Us in your inbox every Friday! See you next Friday, we love ya guts for listening! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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