# Magic Could NEVER Print These as Lands

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Podcast: [Eternal Durdles](https://stenobird.com/podcast/eternal-durdles-412881)
Published: 2026-05-22T14:26:24+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eternaldurdles/episodes/Magic-Could-NEVER-Print-These-as-Lands-e3jof86
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## Resource

What happens when longtime Magic players look at Sorcery: Contested Realm sites through the lens of competitive MTG? Chaos ensues. In this bonus episode, we break down the Sorcery sites that would almost certainly be banned, restricted, or format-defining if they existed in Magic: The Gathering Arena or paper Magic. We cover: • Vaults of Zul as an “Ancestral Recall land” • Roots of Yggdrasil and free Armageddons • Forgotten Tomb as free Entomb • Merlin’s Tower as Dark Ritual on a land • Why Fields of Camlann is terrifying • The hidden power of Sorcery’s Atlas system • How positioning changes card balance entirely If you’re a Magic player curious about Sorcery, this episode is a perfect look at how fundamentally different — and sometimes absurd — the game can be.

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