# The Worst Rides at Disney World

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Podcast: [Enchanted Ears: A Disney Adults Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/enchanted-ears-a-disney-adults-podcast-777192)
Published: 2026-04-14T00:46:37+00:00
Episode link: https://enchantedears.podbean.com/e/the-worst-rides-at-disney-world/
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## Resource

Everyone talks about the best rides at Disney World… but what about the worst? Today, we’re going park to park to call out the attractions that just aren’t worth your time. The ones with long waits, disappointing payoffs, or just don’t live up to the hype. In this episode, we cover: Our least favorite rides at each Disney World park 😬 The attractions we’d skip every time Which rides aren’t worth the wait A few controversial takes that might spark debate 👀 How to avoid wasting time on your next Disney trip If you’ve ever gotten off a ride and thought “that wasn’t worth it,” this episode is for you. Submit a question/topic for us to discuss on a future episode. Don’t forget to check us out on: -Instagram -Facebook -Youtube -Patreon Get your Enchanted Ears merch now and save 20% using code LAUNCH. Timestamps Welcome 00:00 What’s the Worst Attraction at Magic Kingdom? 00:52 Give Us More Show Scenes on Roller Coasters 08:58 How to Fix Figment 11:10 The Rides We Skip Everytime at EPCOT 14:43 Is Soarin the Ride to Save Humanity from Aliens? 21:41 Our Least Favorite Ride at Hollywood Studios 23:27 Does Animal Kingdom Have Any Bad Rides? 32:29

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