# "she was motorboating his crotch region" ok jax | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 5

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Podcast: [Emotionally Online](https://stenobird.com/podcast/emotionally-online-5497941)
Published: 2026-08-04T13:17:29+00:00
Episode link: http://emotionallyonline.com/
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jax allegedly saw katie motorboating another man's crotch, schwartz adopted a dog to buy him time on an engagement, sandoval wants to make out with jax's plastic surgeon, and kristen is back at sur and ready to plot against anyone and everyone... we love this stupid show so much! lock in! 🛒 SHOP MERCH: https://emotionallyonline.shop/ 🪩 join the lover girls on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/MaddieDragsbaek 💌 EMOTIONALLY ONLINE SUBMISSION BOX: https://forms.gle/BaWbCxbMqMYnsdmC6 📲 CALL INTO THE PUMPCAST! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL! (201)-875-3567 for business inquiries: partylikemaddie@outloudtalent.com podcast socials: ✨ watch on youtube! https://www.youtube.com/emotionallyonlinepodcast ✨ emotionally online instagram: https://www.instagram.com/emotionallyonlinepod/ ✨ emotionally online tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@emotionallyonlinepod ✨ pumpcast instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pumpcastrules/ ✨ pumpcast tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pumpcastrules maddie's links: ✨ youtube: https://www.youtube.com/maddiedragsbaek ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/maddiedragsbaek/ ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@maddiedragsbaek meg's links: ✨ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/megruocco ✨ tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@megruocco ✨ substack: https://whatareyouupto.substack.com/ Our Sponsors: * Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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