# pumptini vs. schwartz vs. the world | pumpcast szn 3 ep. 3

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Podcast: [Emotionally Online](https://stenobird.com/podcast/emotionally-online-5497941)
Published: 2026-07-21T13:00:25+00:00
Episode link: http://emotionallyonline.com/
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