# Mom I Can't Pay for my Haircut

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Podcast: [Elvis Duran Phone Taps](https://stenobird.com/podcast/elvis-duran-phone-taps-1390492)
Published: 2026-05-14T13:38:00+00:00
Episode link: https://omny.fm/shows/phone-taps/mom-i-cant-pay-for-my-haircut
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Duration seconds: 205

## Resource

Garrett plays a hair stylist as a son phone taps his mom telling her he’s getting an extreme haircut ahead of the family photo! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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