# Episode 384: UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER NOW!!!

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Podcast: [Election Profit Makers](https://stenobird.com/podcast/election-profit-makers-869377)
Published: 2026-09-22T22:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://epm.fireside.fm/384
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Duration seconds: 3405

## Resource

Jon gets poetic solving a cryptic crossword clue. David introduces a two-step plan to heal the world. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Tickets for the GET YOUR WAR ON 25th anniversary show: http://bit.ly/getyourwaron25 Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

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