# Episode 379: I Never Want To Bring You Anything But Joy

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Podcast: [Election Profit Makers](https://stenobird.com/podcast/election-profit-makers-869377)
Published: 2026-08-25T22:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://epm.fireside.fm/379
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Duration seconds: 3226

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