# Two Elderly Cats Stole Cars and Shops | El Paso News

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Podcast: [El Paso News Today | 2 Min News | The Daily News Now!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/el-paso-news-today-2-min-news-the-daily-news-now-7476707)
Published: 2026-07-17T03:04:59+00:00
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Two elderly cats, sixteen and seventeen years old, pulled off a wild crime spree in Las Cruces overnight—attempting break-ins at cannabis shops, pulling off a successful burglary, and stealing at least three cars. Police tracked them down using drones and K-9 units, nabbing them with stolen merchandise still in their getaway car and backpacks. Charges include conspiracy, burglary, and property damage, and the case is far from over. Listen in comfort: Get a discount on a Soli Pillow: http://solipillow.com/discount/dnn. Advertise on DNN: advertise@thednn.ai This is an automated, high-level news summary based on public reporting. Report issues to feedback@thednn.ai. View sources & latest updates: https://sources.thednn.ai/3e4c68a65924f694

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