# Trump's INSANE Handshakes Are Back | Dylan Page

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Podcast: [Dylan Page](https://stenobird.com/podcast/dylan-page-7340451)
Published: 2026-07-02T07:00:00+00:00
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Trump's INSANE Handshakes Are Back THIS WEEK ON NEWSDADDY!!!Trump’s Handshake Battles Are Back! 🤝Trump is back with his notorious handshake power moves, and world leaders like Macron and Prince William are getting caught in the chaos. Watch the hilarious and awkward moments as the handshake wars return in full force!Tomb of Santa Claus Discovered? 🎅Archaeologists in Turkey believe they’ve uncovered the original tomb of Saint Nicholas, the man behind the Santa Claus legend. Could this be the ultimate Christmas miracle?Jaguar’s Controversial Rebranding 🚗Jaguar unveiled their futuristic electric concept car, sparking debates about whether it’s a game-changer or the end of the brand. With sales already struggling, will this bold move save them-or doom them?“The Doll” Arrested in Colombia 🖤A notorious hitwoman, Karen Rodriguez (a.k.a. “The Doll”), was arrested after a spree of high-profile hits. Her arrest has gone viral, with people calling for a movie starring Aubrey Plaza-coincidence or perfect casting?David Mayer Conspiracy? 🤔What’s the deal with ChatGPT refusing to write the name “David Mayer”? We dive into the bizarre glitch and uncover who this mysterious Rothschild heir really is.Gout Gout Breaks Records! 🏃‍♂️A 16-year-old Australian sprinter, Gout Gout, has become the fastest teenager in history, breaking multiple records and taking the track world by storm. Is this the next Usain Bolt?Trump’s “Oh Canada” Moment 🇨🇦Did Trump joke about making Canada the 51st state? Here’s what really went down at his dinner with Trudeau and the viral AI-generated image that followed.Other Rapid-Fire News This Week: • California Earthquake & Tsunami Scare: A 7.0 earthquake hit California, triggering (and later retracting) a tsunami warning. • Speed Wins Streamer of the Year: The inte…

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