# Hawk Tuah and Cody Ko Are Back! And Its Not Going Well... | Dylan Page

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Podcast: [Dylan Page](https://stenobird.com/podcast/dylan-page-7340451)
Published: 2026-07-03T10:30:00+00:00
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Hawk Tuah and Cody Ko Are Back! And Its Not Going Well... THIS WEEK ON NEWSDADDYY!!!🚨 HAWK TUAH GIRL RETURNS, BLOOD RED RIVERS, & I MIGHT MEET ELON MUSK?! 🚨This week is insane-Hawk Tuah girl and Cody Ko just came back… and it’s not going well. Rivers turned blood red in two countries, Trump brought back plastic straws, and I might be meeting Elon Musk and Trump next week. Buckle up.😳 CODY KO & HAWK TUAH GIRL RETURN-AND IT’S A DISASTERAfter months of disappearing, Cody Ko and Hailey Welch (Hawk Tuah girl) just resurfaced-but neither comeback is smooth. Cody Ko ghosted after Tana Mongeau accused him of inappropriate behavior when she was underage, and now he’s back acting like nothing happened. Twitter isn’t letting it slide.Hailey’s apology podcast leaked before she could even post it, and somehow, she put an ad in it?! Instead of offering refunds to those who lost money in her crypto project, she said all proceeds would go to animals affected by the LA fires. What?!🌊 TWO RIVERS TURN BLOOD RED-AND NO ONE KNOWS WHYTwo rivers, 2,000 miles apart, just turned blood red at the same time. One in Peru, one in Argentina-and neither government knows the cause. Experts think it’s mining pollution or toxic dyes, but locals report strong chemical odors and are freaking out.Not saying it’s a biblical sign, but… 👀🛩️ MISSING PLANE FOUND IN ALASKA-NO SURVIVORSBering Air Flight 445, a small commuter plane with 10 passengers, vanished mid-flight. No distress call, no emergency beacon-just gone. Search teams found the wreckage, but there are no expected survivors. Extreme weather may have been the cause, but we still don’t know for sure.🚀 I MIGHT BE MEETING ELON MUSK (AND MAYBE TRUMP?!)I’ve been invited to the World Government Summit in Dubai and the Global Security Summit in Germany. Elo…

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