# DM-Nastics: Can’t Loot the Body

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Podcast: [Dungeon Master’s Block](https://stenobird.com/podcast/dungeon-master-s-block-391617)
Published: 2026-06-16T09:00:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 1485

## Resource

Welcome back to DM-Nastics - the gym for Dungeon Masters to work out their minds! Content: Monsters that can't carry loot, but have some somewhere. Inspiration: Monsters With Hidden Treasure Exercise: Can’t Loot the Body Supplements: Ted's Treasure Trove Twitter: @DMs_Block DM Neal's @joatmoniac DM Celeste's @cconowitch BlueSky: @dmsblock.bsky.social Discord: https://bit.ly/DMBanter Intro/Outro provided by: @bomBARDedcast Check them out at bombardedcast.com

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