# 9.09 - You Suck

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Podcast: [Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons: A D&D Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/dumb-dumbs-dragons-a-d-d-podcast-486501)
Published: 2026-03-23T05:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

Our heroes are battling giant animals and a cannon man! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) struck down a demonic coyote, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) lost Saffron and discovered their foes are super powerful, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was forced to start fighting as no one was willing to surrender. But what will happen now that the cannon man has popped back into existence? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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