# 9.02 - The Coolest Girl in the Kingdom

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Podcast: [Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons: A D&D Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/dumb-dumbs-dragons-a-d-d-podcast-486501)
Published: 2026-02-02T06:00:00+00:00
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