# Willie Robertson’s Airport Survival Strategy Is Pure Chaos

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Podcast: [Duck Call Room](https://stenobird.com/podcast/duck-call-room-1365781)
Published: 2026-09-08T21:30:00+00:00
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Uncle Si and the boys let AI steer the show, and somehow it leads them straight into a story too unbelievable to be true. Si defends his questionable airplane etiquette, John-David reveals Willie’s incredibly effective trick for keeping the middle seat empty, and Jessica’s unforgettable farewell to a driver during the crazy ‘Duck Dynasty’ travel days is a family legend. Phillip admits he once picked up a suspicious package at the airport, private planes, and Martin and Si wax nostalgic about the best airplane trip of their lives. Duck Call Room episode #585 is sponsored by: https://tecovas.com/duck — Get 10% off when you sign up for email and texts. https://duckstamp.com - Get your digital duck stamp online and keep it right on your phone! https://rocketmoney.com/duck - Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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