# Christmas on Planet Stupid

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Podcast: [Drive By Wrestling Podcast: Kayfabe Zone](https://stenobird.com/podcast/drive-by-wrestling-podcast-kayfabe-zone-1033449)
Published: 2025-12-18T20:28:32+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/drivebypod/episodes/Christmas-on-Planet-Stupid-e3ci4mn
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## Resource

It’s Christmas… but the joy isn’t landing. In this special holiday episode of Piledrivers in the Crypt... demonic Elf on the Shelf incidents, a drunk chain-smoking Santa with a naked Grey alien “helper”... Then we get serious. From Reagan and E.T. to Close Encounters and Taken, Spielberg’s long UFO history becomes the springboard into something darker: what if disclosure never happens because the invasion already did—through AI, distraction, and the slow dumbing-down of the human race? Please consider helping Mikey & my little family: > Website: https://danielgrothe.us/save-mikey > GoFund.Me: https://gofund.me/46b0b4fb > PayPal: https://www.paypal.com/donate/... “The darkness is your best friend… because you can hide in it.” -> Listen to the Archive here! @ danielgrothe.us /.net /.at Let Daniel ... Send you to Hell! with 15% off...! -> Daniel's Facebook -> X .. is gonna' give it to ya! (Twitter) -> Instagram -> The Kayfabe Zone's Facebook "I am Strange '' written and performend by BZfOS / Schlitzer Pepi Records

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