# Episode 1653 - The Alfred E Neuman of Texas

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Podcast: [Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/drinkin-bros-podcast-653352)
Published: 2026-05-28T00:00:51+00:00
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## Resource

It’s officially Republican Ken Paxton versus Democrat James Talarico in the 2026 Texas Senate race and we play Talarico’s greatest — aka most unhinged — hits on transgenders, God, and white people. Plus Jaxon Dart gets “in trouble” for introducing Trump at a rally, and there’s a decent shot two Republicans win the state’s gubernatorial primary. ⁠SUBSCRIBE to our Patreon⁠ for exclusive audio and video content! ⁠Buy Drinkin Bros⁠ ’ ⁠ new HardAF Seltzer Here!⁠ Get ⁠Drinkin Bros MERCH here⁠ ! Go to ⁠⁠1stPhorm.com⁠⁠ and get FIVE FREE MEAT STICKS when you buy any supplement. Use code DB10 for 10% off at ⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠MontanaKnifeCompany.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ The Everyday Earbuds Classic are the perfect addition to your everyday routine. Go to ⁠BUYRAYCON.com/drinkinbros⁠ to get 15% off. Thanks Raycon for sponsoring! Check out ⁠americanfinancing.net/drinkinbros⁠ or call 866-887-2275 to learn how homeowners are saving $800 a month on average. NMLS 182334, ⁠www.nmlsconsumeraccess.org⁠ Drinkin Bros Socials ⁠https://twitter.com/Drinkin_Bros⁠ ⁠https://www.instagram.com/drinkinbrospodcast/?hl=en⁠ ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@drinkinbrospodcast⁠ ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@drinkinbrospodcast⁠ Ross Patterson ⁠https://www.instagram.com/stjamesstjames/⁠ ⁠https://twitter.com/StJamesStJames⁠ Dan Hollaway ⁠https://www.instagram.com/danhollaway/⁠ ⁠https://twitter.com/DanHollaway Our Sponsors: * Check out Mood and use my code DRINKINBROS for a great deal: https://mood.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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