# S9 Ep23: S9E23 - "Craig's Christmas" - Drew Blood

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Podcast: [Drew Blood's Dark Tales — A Horror Fiction Anthology and Scary Stories Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/drew-blood-s-dark-tales-a-horror-fiction-anthology-and-scary-stories-podcast-4347663)
Published: 2025-12-20T02:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://audioboom.com/posts/8889281
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Duration seconds: 4077

## Resource

Some families argue over politics. Some fight over food. Others… well, you'll see. This holiday season, Drew Blood’s Dark Tales delivers a Christmas episode steeped in bile-black humor, dysfunctional family dynamics, and the kind of creeping dread that thrives when people are packed together, drunk on nostalgia, and already halfway to violence. From cigarette-choked living rooms and long-simmering grudges to a gathering where patience wears thin and tempers snap, Craig’s Christmas proves that the true horror of the holidays isn’t what waits outside in the cold—but what’s already inside the house. Sharp-tongued, unapologetically profane, and laced with supernatural menace, this episode is a festive descent into chaos where laughter and terror walk hand in hand. Pour yourself something strong, brace for impact, and remember: there’s no place like home for the holidays… especially when hell is on the guest list. To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/ChillingEntertainmentYT⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/DrewBlood⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/DrewBlood⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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