# 🏡 The Valley Season 3 Episode 1 Recap: No Jax, Britt's Sparkle, Luke Chill Out Bruh & Lacey vs. Michelle

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Podcast: [Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/drama-darling-a-real-housewives-comedy-podcast-6330005)
Published: 2026-04-03T02:05:55+00:00
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Duration seconds: 2865

## Resource

On this episode of Drama Darling, Amy Phillips and Emily Dorezas recap the premiere episode of The Valley as season three kicks off without Jax. They dig into the season’s biggest threads: ongoing (not finalized) divorces for Brittany/Jax and Michelle/Jesse. They discuss the “sip and see” and why they don’t trust Lacey but love seeing Kristen as a mom. And btw, Luke, TOO SOON BRUH! Chill out, she's only 3 months post-partum and she's yelling at pool parties while holding your child so back off, she needs a minute. They love seeing Schwartz and Lala and briefly touch on Sai's divorce and Jen Shah's interview. LUMI GUMMIES Lumi Gummies are available nationwide! For 30% off your order go to: https://lumigummies.com/ Code: DRAMA For more Drama, Darling, and exclusive content, subscribe to: http://Patreon.com/dramadarling (http://patreon.com/dramadarling) Follow Drama, Darling on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dramadarlingshow/ Email Drama, Darling with YOUR comments, questions and drama: DramaDarlingz@gmail.com Follow Amy Phillips on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dramadarlingshow/ MERCH Drama Darling Shop https://drama-darling-shop.printify.me/

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