# Tuesday Teaser: Raytreon! Crackheads Burned Down Chelsea! Heavy Breathing! Luxury Projects! Recovery!

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Podcast: [Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction](https://stenobird.com/podcast/dopey-on-the-dark-comedy-of-drug-addiction-422100)
Published: 2026-05-12T17:57:07+00:00
Episode link: https://www.dopeypodcast.com
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Duration seconds: 2200

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Long Summary Ray’s old Christmas-themed parody song opens the episode Dave and Ray joke about Ray’s many fake names and old music aliases Dave says he’s running out of “hardcore drug addict” guests for Dopey Discussion about Andy Dick, fentanyl overdose, and Dave’s upcoming Rolling Stone interview piece Debate about what separates Andy Dick from “real junkie criminals” Ray talks about only getting truly drunk safely inside his apartment Story about “El Gropo,” a creepy AA guy known for excessive hugging Dave and Ray discuss a famous burned-down Chelsea building finally being demolished Dave reminisces about Chelsea in the late ‘90s during the neighborhood boom Story about Dave leveraging a fake dot-com job offer into a signing bonus Discussion about how luxury housing now borders NYC projects Ray reflects on not wanting to get caught copping drugs near his childhood neighborhood Massive rundown of Spotify and Patreon comments mocking Selby’s loud breathing Fans compare Selby to Darth Vader, a dying pug, and a guy masturbating at a shelter Discussion about asthma, Pacific Northwest weather, and inhalers Dave talks about listener backlash toward the Amanda de Cadenet episode Ray discusses hearing old stories from Dave’s Los Angeles heroin days with Jeremy Story about getting teeth pulled at a terrifying LA dental school clinic Listener emails about dentures, dental shame, and getting implants in recovery Dave says the Dopey Foundation may try helping listeners with dental work Discussion about a troubling listener email involving childhood pornography exposure Dave wrestles with whether he should contact police Patreon comments continue roasting Selby’s breathing Dave teases a meeting with a major TV director Episode closes with Dave performing “Good So Bad” Timestamp No…

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