# Kosher Weed, a Bank Robber & the Infamous Blue Cheese Speedball | Dopey 38 with Modi Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/dopey-on-the-dark-comedy-of-drug-addiction-422100/kosher-weed-a-bank-robber-the-infamous-blue-cheese-speedball-dopey-38-with-modi Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/dopey-on-the-dark-comedy-of-drug-addiction-422100/kosher-weed-a-bank-robber-the-infamous-blue-cheese-speedball-dopey-38-with-modi.md Podcast: [Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction](https://stenobird.com/podcast/dopey-on-the-dark-comedy-of-drug-addiction-422100) Published: 2026-07-27T09:00:00+00:00 Episode link: https://www.dopeypodcast.com Audio file: https://pscrb.fm/rss/p/injector.simplecastaudio.com/2946d116-c208-4c76-b441-a9811c7f3897/episodes/94c125d2-ad8e-429b-80cf-41251b46f0fe/audio/128/default.mp3?aid=rss_feed&awCollectionId=2946d116-c208-4c76-b441-a9811c7f3897&awEpisodeId=94c125d2-ad8e-429b-80cf-41251b46f0fe&feed=OC5bZYjc Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/dopey-on-the-dark-comedy-of-drug-addiction-422100/episodes/kosher-weed-a-bank-robber-the-infamous-blue-cheese-speedball-dopey-38-with-modi Duration seconds: 4657 ## Resource Kosher Weed, a Bank Robber & the Infamous Blue Cheese Speedball | Dopey 38 with Modi TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 – Dopey Total Replay 38 introduction 01:40 – Remembering the original Dopey and Chris O’Connor 03:41 – Why Dave has mixed feelings about the Modi episode 04:48 – Original listener comments from ten years ago 06:48 – Mark’s story: crystal meth, touring and The Real McKenzies 08:24 – Cocaine dealing, opiate addiction and a suicide attempt 09:36 – Shannon replaces stolen cocaine with baking powder 11:16 – Dave considers buying weed at a music festival 12:22 – Patreon reactions to Dopey Replay 37 13:45 – DopeyCon at SVA on October 3 14:37 – Spotify comments and remembering Chris 16:13 – The missing blue cheese story 17:51 – Original Dopey Episode 38 begins 18:18 – Comedian Modi enters and roasts Dave’s apartment 20:19 – Dopey’s extremely primitive recording equipment 21:19 – Modi’s first marijuana experience with Stuttering John 22:44 – Dave lies his way onto The Howard Stern Show 24:05 – Testing the “normie” on drug terminology 25:42 – Modi takes ecstasy on a cruise ship 27:17 – Heroin is “boy,” cocaine is “girl” 28:06 – Kosher marijuana edibles for the Sabbath 30:31 – Accidentally eating an enormous dose of edibles 32:33 – Dave pitches his black-and-white cookie business 34:06 – Modi’s abandoned podcast equipment 35:19 – Dave’s camp-counselor energy 36:25 – Jewish addicts and comedians in recovery 38:03 – Modi performs at a Caron recovery fundraiser 40:02 – Chris turns against Dave 42:07 – Modi’s appearance on The Sopranos 43:26 – A comedian desperately searches for an eight ball 44:27 – Greg Giraldo, Courtney Love and a disastrous recovery event 47:10 – Chris’s father discovers his crack pipe 49:08 – Finding humor inside addiction and recovery 50:27 – Twelve-step anony… ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/dopey-on-the-dark-comedy-of-drug-addiction-422100/episodes/kosher-weed-a-bank-robber-the-infamous-blue-cheese-speedball-dopey-38-with-modi/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/dopey-on-the-dark-comedy-of-drug-addiction-422100/kosher-weed-a-bank-robber-the-infamous-blue-cheese-speedball-dopey-38-with-modi.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.