# DopeSick, Arrests, Jail, Prison & Touring — with Mystery Guest: JayTotal Replay: Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/dopey-on-the-dark-comedy-of-drug-addiction-422100/dopesick-arrests-jail-prison-touring-with-mystery-guest-jaytotal-replay Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/dopey-on-the-dark-comedy-of-drug-addiction-422100/dopesick-arrests-jail-prison-touring-with-mystery-guest-jaytotal-replay.md Podcast: [Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction](https://stenobird.com/podcast/dopey-on-the-dark-comedy-of-drug-addiction-422100) Published: 2026-06-08T09:00:00+00:00 Episode link: https://www.dopeypodcast.com Audio file: https://pscrb.fm/rss/p/injector.simplecastaudio.com/2946d116-c208-4c76-b441-a9811c7f3897/episodes/677e4843-ae77-498a-95ae-4f7f46c12b9d/audio/128/default.mp3?aid=rss_feed&awCollectionId=2946d116-c208-4c76-b441-a9811c7f3897&awEpisodeId=677e4843-ae77-498a-95ae-4f7f46c12b9d&feed=OC5bZYjc Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/dopey-on-the-dark-comedy-of-drug-addiction-422100/episodes/dopesick-arrests-jail-prison-touring-with-mystery-guest-jaytotal-replay Duration seconds: 6772 ## Resource TIMESTAMP NOTES TIMESTAMPS 0:17 — Dave intro: the Total Replay series, why replaying Chris episodes matters 2:46 — Film Festival promo, Patreon, Wednesday Zoom 5:12 — Knicks NBA Finals, Trump at MSG 7:17 — Patreon comments: listener 1.5 years sober who used to listen while walking to cop 9:31 — Ray's taken-down episode explained 12:48 — Episode 30 begins. Meet Jay — gave Dave his first weed in 1994. Heroin bag branding discussion. 15:11 — Jay's origin: quit karate the second he smoked weed. Crack senior year of high school. Ate 16 hits of acid, woke up in a police station. 22:03 — Shooting crack with white vinegar. "Every now and then I'd resort to balsamic." 30:00 — Jay on getting clean in 2000: "You're just fucking lucky if you get it. Not everybody gets it." 31:34 — Kicking dope on tour in Jerusalem. Shitting blood in the Garden of Gethsemane. 37:00 — Dave's South by Southwest story: fake methadone, spider dream on the plane, copping in Austin while sick 43:15 — FedEx packages of dope arrive at the hotel. City of Angels. The relief. 47:00 — Arrested twice in one day on the Lower East Side. Brother pistol-whipped by cops. 49:00 — Dave's dealer "Guy" — sitting with him was the bottom. Arrested buying drugs. 52:45 — Arrested sober for putting up a sticker. Jaden the 16-year-old in jail. Dave gives her his favorite hoodie and immediately regrets it. 58:00 — Barnes & Noble arrest. Reaching through cell bars to grab Xanax from the garbage. Cuddling with "Kangol kid" in the Tombs. 1:04:32 — Traumatic brain injury institution, took 15 Atavans, attacked two old guys in Huntington Beach blacked out. 1:08:00 — Black tar heroin. The Afrin bottle airport trick. 1:09:00 — Under Earners Anonymous. Sex and Love Addicts. Hasidic Jew counting days without porn. 1:22:00 — How Dopey st… ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/dopey-on-the-dark-comedy-of-drug-addiction-422100/episodes/dopesick-arrests-jail-prison-touring-with-mystery-guest-jaytotal-replay/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/dopey-on-the-dark-comedy-of-drug-addiction-422100/dopesick-arrests-jail-prison-touring-with-mystery-guest-jaytotal-replay.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.