# Elf on the Shelf

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Podcast: [Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson](https://stenobird.com/podcast/don-t-make-me-come-back-there-with-dustin-melissa-nickerson-205410)
Published: 2025-12-11T08:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://audioboom.com/posts/8817328
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Duration seconds: 3603

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It’s that special time of year, where the dryer, closet, under the bed, or even an old fridge in your garage become the perfect mischievous hiding spot for…a child. That’s right, its terrifying raising a large family and who’s got time for Elf on a Shelf when you’re first priority is a head count?! During maybe the most stressful time of the year, parents continue to overachive and out perform their neighbors with the Christmas craze, and we’re here to say, it’s ok if you can’t! We break down pecan pie crust, Costco in your 40s, Mel’s Dollhouse skills, and much more on this week’s episode. Enjoy the show! Join us at the Dustin Nickerson Comedy Fans Facebook Group: : http://www.facebook.com/groups/dustinnickersoncomedy Watch the show every week over at Nateland Entertainment:: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzAzMoLwjQTuyqu2QFFzvQQ Don't Make Me Come Back There Podcast is hosted by Dustin and Melissa Nickerson | Watch Now: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4aMLhoDw6JasL8tgtrlkABlGU8tsiwnH&si=51tUApjDrmh4nz93 Podcast produced and edited by Andy Lara at Sun Face Media https://www.dustinnickerson.com https://www.andylikeswords.com Email - dontmakemecomebackthere@gmail.com ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Come see Dustin LIVE on tour: https://www.dustinnickerson.com/tour Follow and Listen to Don't Make Me Come Back There: https://apple.co/3A1fbnP Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0qdEVMAx9LqmnqIHmkjOGg?si=341fc47a1a3145e1 Watch the new comedy special, Runs in the Family from Dustin Nickerson | (Full Comedy Special) #newcomedy #standupcomedy : https://youtu.be/0Dybn3Atj9k Order Dustin's book: How to Be Married (To Melissa) today!” https://www.thomasnelson.com/p/how-to-be-married-to-melissa/ Give a little m…

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