# 12 - Carl's Doomsday Scenario - Chapters 5 to 7

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Podcast: [Don’t Gaslight Me, Jesus: A Dungeon Crawler Carl Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/don-t-gaslight-me-jesus-a-dungeon-crawler-carl-podcast-7483511)
Published: 2026-02-12T06:00:00+00:00
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We've got ourselves some serious stuff this week, folks. The quest is turning out to be even questier than we thought. And an Elite? Do people even know what that is if they haven't played WoW? Is that a thing in other games? I mean, besides Halo, because that's a different sort of deal. You see the tangent I went on in the description there? Yeah, that was to prepare you for this week's episode. It's tangent-y ... tangentful? Tangentional. Yeah, that sounds right.

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