# Kitchen Aids, Johnny Clay, and May/December Relationships

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Podcast: [Don’t Ask Me To Talk](https://stenobird.com/podcast/don-t-ask-me-to-talk-6572482)
Published: 2026-05-08T20:00:00+00:00
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It’s 5 o’clock somewhere and to celebrate Stacy has a gin and tonic and learns the correct way to say sláinte (slawn-che) which means health. In other news worth toasting Veranda Beach is offering listeners of DAMTT 10 percent of their stay (during the summer of 2026)! Stacy rants about the expense of weddings and how wedding gift registries have changed since she was a bride-to-be and Eric has his and her vacuums that really suck which may be the greatest thing that ever happened to him. Far better than part two of his upcoming gum graft surgery and tooth implant or BTL (Brazilian tooth lift). Missing teeth aren’t just for hillbillies plus; they’re an opportunity to suck Jello between your teeth – don’t knock it ‘til you try it. Also try making a straw wrapper worm. There’s a conversational side quest about Costco memberships, landlines and  Welcome Back Kotter  before Stacy and Eric regroup to discuss their Cultural Blindspots:  Harold and Maude  for Stacy and  Witness  and  The Killing  for Eric. Listen to their thoughts and opinions. As for their opinion on women’s ages when it comes to relationships, it’s personal, but keep it legal folks! DAMTT is on Facebook and Instagram as @dontaskme to talk or email  asking@dontaskmetotalk.com  Next Time: Biggest Vice   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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