# Ding Dong Club with Karl Chandler: #78 - Mike Goldstein & Zack Dyer

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Podcast: [Ding Dong Club with Karl Chandler](https://stenobird.com/podcast/ding-dong-club-with-karl-chandler-7100846)
Published: 2026-05-06T00:44:35+00:00
Episode link: https://shows.acast.com/ding-dong-club/episodes/ding-dong-club-with-karl-chandler-78-mike-goldstein-zack-dye
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Duration seconds: 4217

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Ding Dong! Two great guests: We've got MIKE GOLDSTEIN from Channel 9's "The Hundred" and ZACK DYER from... Jim's Mowing, I assume. There's a LOT going on: I've locked myself out of the house AGAIN and I'm cosplaying as a homeless man; we talk about where to keep your spare keys; children's books; 3-legged dogs; we find out from Zack if gardeners get as much sex as pool cleaners; Goldstein gets recognised by some parallel universe in-laws; and we get deep into my new life selling fold-up chairs on Facebook Marketplace; which leads into my crazy story about being a VICTIM OF CRIME and being STOLEN FROM; plus Goldstein's games of tennis with Hughes(y)! Plus: Blanket reacts to more Patreon subscriber names... and all her chickens come home to roost with one of the names! There is an EXTENDED VERSION on the Patreon version of this episode! Join up to Patreon for LONGER main episodes plus BONUS episodes: https://patreon.com/dingdongclubpodcast Live comedy! You can't beat it! Come to a live show! • The KOH SAMUI International Podcast Fringe Festival (June 4-8, 2026) is on sale here: https://www.trybooking.com/DGAQO • A live SYDNEY podcast is on sale! August 2, 2026! https://linktr.ee/dingdongclub We're on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/loversofdong And on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dingdongclubpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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