# The Secret Handshake: Why Dangerous Toys Never Became a Household Name

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Podcast: [Dig Me Out: 70s & 80s Metal](https://stenobird.com/podcast/dig-me-out-70s-80s-metal-6762076)
Published: 2026-03-17T12:39:00+00:00
Episode link: https://www.digmeoutpodcast.com/p/dangerous-toys-1989-the-sleaze-metal
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## Resource

Dangerous Toys (self-titled, 1989) was brought to the show by Dig Me Out community member Keith Miller, who nominated it for the December 2025 Patreon poll, and the community agreed, sending it to the top with 37% of the vote over LA Guns , Ozzy’s Diary of a Madman, and Lillian Axe. Keith clearly knew what he was doing. Want to bring YOUR favorite lost or overlooked album to the table? Suggest it for a future episode or community poll. It went Gold. It spent 36 weeks on the Billboard 200 . It was all over Headbangers Ball . So why does Dangerous Toys feel like a secret handshake instead of a household name? Jason Dziak, Tim Minneci, and Chip Midnight dig into the self-titled 1989 debut from Austin, Texas sleaze metal outfit Dangerous Toys, a Columbia Records release produced by Max Norman (Ozzy, Megadeth) that sold half a million copies, then quietly disappeared when grunge rewrote the rules. The guys cover the band's Austin origin story, Jason McMaster 's prog-metal background in Watchtower , the punchy thrash-adjacent production, and an honest verdict on where Side B runs out of steam. If you love Bang Tango , BulletBoys , or any hair metal record in the sweet spot between Southern boogie and melodic hard rock, this episode is for you. Episode Highlights * Intro: Album overview and the December 2025 poll reveal * 17:49: Teas’n, Pleas’n, the bluesy opener with a mid-song time signature surprise * 20:10: Scared, the unanimous fan favorite and the Alice Cooper cameo story * 21:03: Queen of the Nile, the power-pop curveball nobody expected from Austin * 26:26: Scared (revisited), playlist staple debate and 35 years of replay value * 27:25: Outlaw, Dokken comparisons and the George Lynch guitar tone * 27:29: Here Comes Trouble, the hard rocker where McMaster’s voice reall…

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