# S2E13: The Onion News Network

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Podcast: [Destroy All Sketch Comedians!](https://stenobird.com/podcast/destroy-all-sketch-comedians-7110774)
Published: 2026-05-26T18:36:00+00:00
Episode link: https://destroyallsketchcomedians.com/
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## Resource

Greetings and Salutations my lovely listeners. It's time for another kickass episode of Destroy All Sketch Comedians. The only podcast that never once kissed an old orange man's fat fascist ass. That's right we're liberal heroes here at your service. Ha anyway this week we decide to talk about the Onion News Network. This is our first show we cover that isn't truly a sketch comedy show but we felt it was relevant because of the recent purchase, by the Onion, of that piece of shit Alex Jones' website InfoWars. Its also headed by one of our favorite sketch comedians , Tim Heidecker of Tim and Eric. We have with us my usual cast of chucklehead co-hosts, Matthew Filipowicz, James Davis, and Mark Piszczor. And with us this week is our special guest co-host, our Gen-Z correspondant, Jameson Davis! Alright citizens, lets listen to this podcast now for America! Or possibly West China in the near future?

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