# #84 History of the British Monarchy: Cousins! Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/delete-everything-podcast-7028180/84-history-of-the-british-monarchy-cousins Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/delete-everything-podcast-7028180/84-history-of-the-british-monarchy-cousins.md Podcast: [Delete Everything Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/delete-everything-podcast-7028180) Published: 2026-02-16T05:01:00+00:00 Episode link: https://deleteeverythingpodcast.podbean.com/e/84-stupid-royal-assholes-v3/ Audio file: https://mcdn.podbean.com/mf/web/tsp72tegfgrreju2/Ep_84_Monarchy_III8r1ta.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/delete-everything-podcast-7028180/episodes/84-history-of-the-british-monarchy-cousins Duration seconds: 7814 ## Resource In this week’s episode, the boys explore the magical land of Alba and the cousin banging that ultimately led to the intertwining (both nationally and genetically) of England and Scotland. Murders, mostly extrajudicial ones, abound as we discuss William Wallace, Macbeth, Vikings, kings with assorted bad nicknames, execution dogs, poorly written sonnets, and the love one can only feel from a cousin. ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/delete-everything-podcast-7028180/episodes/84-history-of-the-british-monarchy-cousins/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/delete-everything-podcast-7028180/84-history-of-the-british-monarchy-cousins.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.