# DOD263: If I Had a Nickel for Every Time Some Dude Used Polyamory as an Excuse to Cheat...

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Podcast: [Dear Old Dads](https://stenobird.com/podcast/dear-old-dads-5483331)
Published: 2026-03-13T08:01:00+00:00
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... we could turn off auto ads. I don't know. I almost titled this "If I had a new partner" instead of a nickel but it didn't actually make sense. Annyyyyway We're making Tom talk about polyamory again! Join the dads as they dissect a truly awful Reddit post about a marriage opening up. Is any part of what happened in that story actually ethical non-monogamy? Does the polyamory community co-opt language that should be reserved for other groups? And in a spirited back and forth, could the "right person" make you "be" monogamous or polyamorous? But first, BLUEY TALK. Because those two topics go together. Join the Facebook Group! facebook.com/groups/dearolddads For comments, email thedads@dearolddads.com

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