# Tales from the Cryptkeeper: If Wishes Were Hornets (1994) with 5 Day Rentals

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Podcast: [Dead Formats: An Obscure Movie Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/dead-formats-an-obscure-movie-podcast-7208988)
Published: 2025-10-27T06:01:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 6713

## Resource

Chris invites the three hosts of 5 Day Rentals, Bones, Kron, and Dan, for a special episode where they play the 1994 children's choose your own adventure audio cassette for the 2-XL interactive robot, Tales from the Crypt Keeper: If Wishes Were Hornets. Throughout the episode, they face trivia questions related to the films they've covered on 5DR, decide Billy Atkin's fate, and experience multiple story paths in an attempt to successfully lead Billy to a positive ending. Buy your tickets to Pulgasari 3D at the Guild Cinema on July 31st @ 10:30pm Theme by Dkrefft check out his new project Letters to Dracula! Follow Us: Bluesky // Instagram // Letterboxd Join the Discord! https://discord.gg/CJWWRQUmEJ

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