# Thursday, July 9th 2026 Dave and Chuck the Freak Full Show Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/dave-chuck-the-freak-full-show-1052583/thursday-july-9th-2026-dave-and-chuck-the-freak-full-show Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/dave-chuck-the-freak-full-show-1052583/thursday-july-9th-2026-dave-and-chuck-the-freak-full-show.md Podcast: [Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show](https://stenobird.com/podcast/dave-chuck-the-freak-full-show-1052583) Published: 2026-07-09T15:00:00+00:00 Episode link: https://rss.art19.com/episodes/9f5d192a-fd78-4460-9dbb-a1544a330885.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0 Audio file: https://rss.art19.com/episodes/9f5d192a-fd78-4460-9dbb-a1544a330885.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/dave-chuck-the-freak-full-show-1052583/episodes/thursday-july-9th-2026-dave-and-chuck-the-freak-full-show Duration seconds: 9487 ## Resource *Timestamps are approximate* TIME TOPIC 0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak" 0:01   - - - AD MARKER - - - 0:01 Tourist attacked by a hippo 0:05 Couple caught performing sex act on a flight 0:09 Guy chopped off his own penis with an axe 0:13 Sewage pipe blew poop all over the road 0:16 Guy caused car crash while naked 0:19 The stupid thing you were doing that lead to a car crash 0:34   - - - AD MARKER - - - 0:34 Old guy was beaten by rideshare driver for complaining about leg room 0:40 Shooting after dispute over line cutting 0:43 Guy destroyed gas station after being denied use of the bathroom 0:46 Passenger landed a plane after the pilot suffered medical emergency 0:50 New vintage cologne trend 0:53 What makes you weird? 1:05   - - - AD MARKER - - - 1:05 Guy used a scooter to escape after robbing a beauty supply store 1:08 Drunk driver crashed into a cop car 1:09 Woman woke up to a homeless man pleasuring himself over her 1:13 Old guy's X-ray is turning into a bone 1:20 How long should an average sex session last for 1:21 Town known for being the toe wrestling capital 1:29 The crazy reason you stopped dating someone 1:44   - - - AD MARKER - - - 1:44 List of old school names that will never come back 2:11   - - - AD MARKER - - - 2:11 Getting into your car Dukes-style 2:20 Guy drove across state lines to try to kill his dad 2:22 Perv tried hid from cameras under a mat so he could peep 2:26   - - - AD MARKER - - - 2:26 A manure truck rolled over, covering a roadway 2:29 The internet donates for delivery driver's wedding after note left at customer's door   END OF SHOW See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-m… ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/dave-chuck-the-freak-full-show-1052583/episodes/thursday-july-9th-2026-dave-and-chuck-the-freak-full-show/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/dave-chuck-the-freak-full-show-1052583/thursday-july-9th-2026-dave-and-chuck-the-freak-full-show.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.