# Thursday, April 16th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/dave-chuck-the-freak-full-show-1052583/thursday-april-16th-2026-dave-chuck-the-freak-full-show Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/dave-chuck-the-freak-full-show-1052583/thursday-april-16th-2026-dave-chuck-the-freak-full-show.md Podcast: [Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show](https://stenobird.com/podcast/dave-chuck-the-freak-full-show-1052583) Published: 2026-04-16T15:30:00+00:00 Episode link: https://rss.art19.com/episodes/8fb90065-1903-4ac2-9ecc-ec48e584f1eb.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0 Audio file: https://rss.art19.com/episodes/8fb90065-1903-4ac2-9ecc-ec48e584f1eb.mp3?rss_browser=BAhJIg90cmFuc2NyaWJyBjoGRVQ%3D--952c5701c84ad333c69d5faa668f8177091704f0 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/dave-chuck-the-freak-full-show-1052583/episodes/thursday-april-16th-2026-dave-chuck-the-freak-full-show Duration seconds: 11853 ## Resource *Timestamps are approximate* 0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak" 0:01   - - - AD MARKER - - - 0:01 National social media holidays today 0:04 Jason found a used latex glove on his chair this morning 0:12 EMAIL: Listener went to get jerked off, sent pic of the nasty door to the room 0:14 EMAIL: Had a cuck match on Tinder (Have you been in a sketchy cuck?) 0:36   NEWS 0:36 Dangerous weather ripped across parts of the country 0:41 Tesla autopilot engaged and sped up at railroad crossing, narrowly avoided disaster 0:46 One delivery driver punched, pistol whipped another delivery driver 0:49 FAA investigating after pilots were heard meowing over air traffic control audio 0:59   - - - AD MARKER - - - 1:00 Video of groundhog getting nails clipped 1:05 Chuck scared Chuck outside of the bathroom again 1:08   CELEBRITY DIRT 1:08 Red Sox outfielder addresses middle finger incident 1:11 Greatest players in the NBA 1:12 College baseball team scored 20 runs in first inning on 3 hits 1:13 Jury rules that Live Nation was operating as an illegal monopoly 1:17 Shannon Elizabeth joins OnlyFans 1:24 Time's 100 most influential people 1:26 Records broken by Justine Bieber at Coachella 1:27 Someone pretended to be part of Justin Bieber's team stole electric vehicles 1:30 Taylor Momsen hospitalized after spider bite 1:33 New walk around Han Solo character at Disneyland 1:39   - - - AD MARKER - - - 1:41   FAST FOOD FREAKOUT 1:41 20-year-old guy climbed on counter at fast food restaurant, exposed butt to employee 1:49 Guy busted driving around pleasuring himself, said he just gets horny sometimes 1:54 Guy got busted trying to get up skirt videos at the mall 1:55 Drunk wrong-way driver tried to bribe cops with Barnes &a… ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/dave-chuck-the-freak-full-show-1052583/episodes/thursday-april-16th-2026-dave-chuck-the-freak-full-show/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/dave-chuck-the-freak-full-show-1052583/thursday-april-16th-2026-dave-chuck-the-freak-full-show.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.