# Friday, May 22nd 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

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Podcast: [Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show](https://stenobird.com/podcast/dave-chuck-the-freak-full-show-1052583)
Published: 2026-05-22T16:07:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 9853

## Resource

*Timestamps are approximate* TIME TOPIC 0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak" 0:01   - - - AD MARKER - - - 0:01 Guy robbed a bank, fought cops, hid cash and drugs in his butt 0:04 Cop filmed OnlyFans videos in his uniform, while on duty 0:14 Lady gave birth and didn't even know that she was pregnant 0:22 Barista smashed a customer's car window after argument 0:28 Fast food worker broke in to co-worker's home to perform an exorcism on her 0:34 Razor blade found in a burrito 0:37 Cop arrested for DUI 0:40 Magician robbed a store 0:44   - - - AD MARKER - - - 0:44 Guy started a poop fire at a pizza place 0:49 Guy broke into a sex store and stole items  0:54 Old lady brake checked a guy, slapped his girlfriend 1:01 Guy claims that he was kidnapped and forced to jump off a bridge by ex's brother and friend 1:09 Transit worker lied about being attacked to get time off 1:13 Guy's crazy allergic reaction to some hair dye  1:21 7-foot tall adult star on OnlyFans 1:26   - - - AD MARKER - - - 1:26 Naked guy took his dog for a walk 1:30 Guy shot his dad in the face after an argument about stinky feet 1:34 Arsonist set himself on fire while destroying a barber shop 1:38 Food bank accidentally handed out meth-laced candy to the homeless 1:46 The strangest thing you've done for love 2:04   - - - AD MARKER - - - 2:04 EMAIL: Update from the lady who was dongmatized by a window washer 2:15 EMAIL: He is a teacher, one of his students clearly has a crush on him 2:24 EMAIL: Girlfriend wants him to start selling his socks to gay dudes 2:31   - - - AD MARKER - - - 2:31 Guy shot himself in the ass at a store   END OF SHOW See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at htt…

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