# Christmas Special 2025: The Great Canadian Butter Tart Heist

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Podcast: [Dark Poutine - True Crime and Dark History](https://stenobird.com/podcast/dark-poutine-true-crime-and-dark-history-329170)
Published: 2025-12-22T08:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

Episode 398: It was supposed to be a quiet Canadian Christmas—until every butter tart in the country vanished overnight. From Nanaimo to Newfoundland, kitchens were left empty, bakers bewildered, and the RCMP at a loss. When the case turns strange, Santa Claus himself steps in, uncovering a nationwide confectionery conspiracy that leads to old grudges, familiar faces, and a suspect far closer to home than anyone expected. Dark, absurd, and very Canadian, The Great Canadian Butter Tart Heist is a holiday mystery where justice is sweet, but never simple. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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