# S3 Ep513: CCOP: Disabled Vet Suffers Break in. Jokes on the Robber!

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Podcast: [Dana Cortez Show Podcast](https://stenobird.com/podcast/dana-cortez-show-podcast-83783)
Published: 2026-06-24T22:15:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 1107

## Resource

In today's "Crazy Crime of Passion" DCS talks to a female disabled vet that had her shoe store broken into recently, the robbers got away with boxes and boxes of shoes. Funny thing is the didn't get everything they thought they did. Plus DCS talks Timothee C hanging with Selena Gomez, Carlos Mencia getting arrested and what little thing did Auto do that has Dana so in love with him?

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