# The Most Unbelievable Headline of 2026

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Podcast: [Dan Bernstein Unfiltered](https://stenobird.com/podcast/dan-bernstein-unfiltered-7447239)
Published: 2026-07-09T16:00:00+00:00
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Dan Bernstein kicks things off with one of the wildest stories of the year out of Indiana, where an alleged arsonist reportedly severed his own penis and used it to ignite a neighbor’s garage. 0:00 Story of the Year 20:45 Telemundo 32:00 Blackhawks 37:20 Pete Crow-Armstrong From there, Dan praises Telemundo’s World Cup coverage as the best thing on television right now, discusses the news that Connor Bedard is expected to miss the start of the NHL season, and reveals his latest player comparison for Cubs star Pete Crow-Armstrong. Dan Bernstein Unfiltered drops Monday-Friday 11am CT Make sure to subscribe to... ✅ Dan Bernstein Unfiltered ✅ Forward Progress - A Chicago Bears Podcast 🏈 ✅ Organization Win Championships: A Chicago Bulls Podcast 🏀 ✅ Off The Ivy: A Chicago Cubs Podcast ⚾️ All links to YouTube, Apple, Spotify and more available on 312Sports.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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