# REAL HAWK TALK: Funniest Possible Storylines

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Podcast: [Daily Seahawks Podcast: HB Mornings & Real Hawk Talk](https://stenobird.com/podcast/daily-seahawks-podcast-hb-mornings-real-hawk-talk-397405)
Published: 2026-07-09T01:39:47+00:00
Episode link: http://patreon.com/hawkblogger
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## Resource

Evan Hill and Jeff Simmons are back for another episode of Real Hawk Talk where we share things that have made us laugh in the past and dream about things that could make us laugh in the coming NFL season.

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