# The Good, the Bad, and the Naked Crayons Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/dads-on-books-7306805/the-good-the-bad-and-the-naked-crayons Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/dads-on-books-7306805/the-good-the-bad-and-the-naked-crayons.md Podcast: [Dads on Books](https://stenobird.com/podcast/dads-on-books-7306805) Published: 2026-03-23T09:23:00+00:00 Episode link: https://DadsOnBooks.transistor.fm/s1/45 Audio file: https://media.transistor.fm/80538d7b/0ca70e28.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/dads-on-books-7306805/episodes/the-good-the-bad-and-the-naked-crayons Duration seconds: 1829 ## Resource We are fresh off a St. Patrick's Day Eve recording of The Day the Crayons Quit in our first episode where Mike and David are in the same continent in the same state in the same city in the same house in the same room in the same chair—Okay, wait. That's a little weird. There were two chairs and two Dads, but one room. And many, many, many...many crayons. (And some more crayons.) And definitely check out our video because if you like listening to Mike and David, you’ll love watching them! It's one of our few mehpisodes, actually, the 'sode is good. Great, even. The book, it's well...go ahead and listen/watch and you'll find out. But still a lot of fun: There are colors and craziness and crayons and ons and ons. There's even color commentary. David and/or Mike wax poetic. We even unwrap a mystery--or maybe a crayon? Or two? But there's no quitting. Are you quitting? There's no quitting. There's no quitting in baseball. There's no quitting in BASEBALL. We start talking about the book early: only a minute and 30 seconds in! But don't worry, we get off to our normal hijinks, tangents, and other offshoots. And the first color that we feature? Wait for it. It's a fun one! Beige. Beige? Beige.Yes. And beige is proud. We talked about potential sponsors from Morningstar to Mars and to, of course, Crayola Crayons. We also talk about the past. Past Super Bowl—er The Big Game (Not one of our sponsors. Yet) parties. Girlfriends from way back and wives from way forward. We even get to the bottom of the Crayola crayon hyphen thing. Is Blue-green bluer or greener? Listen, and you'll find out. Even better, watch YouTube link here . And now a word from our sponsors. (Well, not really sponsors, just places we get books and hope that you'll go to if you need one). A House with Books Talkin… ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/dads-on-books-7306805/episodes/the-good-the-bad-and-the-naked-crayons/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/dads-on-books-7306805/the-good-the-bad-and-the-naked-crayons.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.