# I need a NEW BUTT One that won’t make me sick one that won’t make me crash my car…or The Uncanny Fanny

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Podcast: [Dads on Books](https://stenobird.com/podcast/dads-on-books-7306805)
Published: 2026-08-10T09:23:00+00:00
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## Resource

In a very special back to school episode, the Dads discuss I Need a NEW BUTT! (Originally published in the U. K. as I Need a New Bum , but America!) by Dawn McMillan. Probably not found on many Summer Reading Lists, butt enjoyable none the less. Also this is the Dads’ first battery powered book, which gets to 88mph in no time and takes the Dads on a trip down memory lane and going back in time to the past with a deep discussion of the wonderful song Huey Lewis and the News's “I Need a New (Drug) Butt!” And we paraphrase. Butt we digress. Enjoy the butt jokes. And the puns, toot. And them dern toot noises. And the euphemisms. Sorry, boyz will b boyz, a.b.c. D.M.P. There's whole lotta laughin’ goin’ on. And, how did they like the book? Let’s just say David shows his before Mike shows his. Mike gets into his busta rhymes rewriting the rhymey rhymes, cuz that's how he chimes. If you’d love this episode, you’ll love these, toot. Dr. Seuss’ Fox in Socks Alan Katz, parts one and two And now a word from our sponsors. (Well, not really sponsors, just places we love to get books from and hope that you'll go to if you need one). Books in Stock in Wooster, OH A House with Books in Keller, TX River Forest Public Library , River Forest, IL Grapevine Public Library , Grapevine, TX Keller Public Library , Keller, TX Questions? Comments? Concerns? Have a great library or independent book store you love? Let us know! Email us at dadsonbooks@gmail.com

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