# Ep. 9 - To Be Fair Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/d-u-m-the-department-of-unsolved-mysteries-7573913/ep-9-to-be-fair Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/d-u-m-the-department-of-unsolved-mysteries-7573913/ep-9-to-be-fair.md Podcast: [D.U.M. - The Department of Unsolved Mysteries](https://stenobird.com/podcast/d-u-m-the-department-of-unsolved-mysteries-7573913) Published: 2026-02-27T08:00:13+00:00 Episode link: https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-9-to-be-fair--70304269 Audio file: https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70304269/dum_ep9_mono.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/d-u-m-the-department-of-unsolved-mysteries-7573913/episodes/ep-9-to-be-fair Duration seconds: 10419 ## Resource This episode is a whirlwind, to be fair. D.U.M. MERCH > merch.tablestory.tv/dum Want more D.U.M.? Hop into our Discord to chat with other fans and the cast. Want more Tablestory ? We've got you covered with our multi genre library ! Love what we do? You can support the show by grabbing some merch or backing us directly to keep the dice rolling. And as always, thanks for listening. ♥ ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/d-u-m-the-department-of-unsolved-mysteries-7573913/episodes/ep-9-to-be-fair/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/d-u-m-the-department-of-unsolved-mysteries-7573913/ep-9-to-be-fair.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.