# Messi, Reality TV and Absolute Nonsense ft. Akanksha & Shantanu | Cock and Bull | Cyrus Says Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/cyrus-says-173619/messi-reality-tv-and-absolute-nonsense-ft-akanksha-shantanu-cock-and-bull-cyrus-says Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/cyrus-says-173619/messi-reality-tv-and-absolute-nonsense-ft-akanksha-shantanu-cock-and-bull-cyrus-says.md Podcast: [Cyrus Says](https://stenobird.com/podcast/cyrus-says-173619) Published: 2026-07-24T00:30:00+00:00 Episode link: https://omny.fm/shows/cyrus-says/messi-reality-tv-and-absolute-nonsense-ft-akanksha-shantanu-cock-and-bull-cyrus-says Audio file: https://traffic.omny.fm/d/clips/e0dce4b3-2eb8-48cb-822c-af1d00e03e20/9baef9c9-4ff2-4b4e-a3dd-af540094e334/a3b87b24-9829-4b6d-82c3-b49001336c56/audio.mp3?utm_source=Podcast&in_playlist=270ddb3d-16c8-4190-81d4-af540094e347 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/cyrus-says-173619/episodes/messi-reality-tv-and-absolute-nonsense-ft-akanksha-shantanu-cock-and-bull-cyrus-says Duration seconds: 4339 ## Resource Akanksha and Shantanu came to discuss sensible things. We put a stop to that immediately. There’s FIFA possibly protecting Messi, Ram Kapoor versus Kushal Tandon, wedding gossip, weight loss, reality TV and enough incorrect information to comfortably run a news channel. Nobody learns anything. Cyrus talks too much. Standard episode. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/cyrus-says-173619/episodes/messi-reality-tv-and-absolute-nonsense-ft-akanksha-shantanu-cock-and-bull-cyrus-says/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/cyrus-says-173619/messi-reality-tv-and-absolute-nonsense-ft-akanksha-shantanu-cock-and-bull-cyrus-says.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.