# 2026-01-31: Master Criminal Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/curmudgeon-s-corner-683720/2026-01-31-master-criminal Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/curmudgeon-s-corner-683720/2026-01-31-master-criminal.md Podcast: [Curmudgeon's Corner](https://stenobird.com/podcast/curmudgeon-s-corner-683720) Published: 2026-02-01T23:40:39+00:00 Episode link: http://curmudgeons-corner.com/ccep.php?epnum=973 Audio file: https://curmudgeons-corner.com/ccpod/CC20260131.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/curmudgeon-s-corner-683720/episodes/2026-01-31-master-criminal Duration seconds: 6382 ## Resource On this week's Curmudgeon's Corner Sam and Ivan talk about Minnesota and Epstein as the big more serious things. But there is more! Health updates! Movies! Ivan gets a package! And the overall moral collapse of society!   Show Details: Recorded 2026-01-31 Length this week 1:46:22 <!— /meta --> 0:00:45 - But First Health Updates Moral Collapse Movie: On the Waterfront (1954) Movie: Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999) 0:48:50 - But Second Package Arrival Minnesota Updates Epstein Updates Uninvestigated Allegations? The Curmudgeon’s Corner theme music is generously provided by Ray Lynch . Our intro is The Oh of Pleasure (Amazon MP3 link) Our outro is Celestial Soda Pop (Amazon MP3 link) Both are from the album Deep Breakfast (iTunes link) Please buy his music and support his GoFundMe . <!— /credits --> ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/curmudgeon-s-corner-683720/episodes/2026-01-31-master-criminal/transcription-requests` — Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/curmudgeon-s-corner-683720/2026-01-31-master-criminal.md` — Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.