# The Dead Internet Theory

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Podcast: [Cryptid Cocktail Party](https://stenobird.com/podcast/cryptid-cocktail-party-5995915)
Published: 2026-09-21T03:59:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 3557

## Resource

Welcome back to another episode of Cryptid Cocktail Theory! This week we are discussing the internet and why its a post apocalyptic hellscape and why you shouldn't trust anything or anyone on it. It's the worst! So sit back, question everything, and enjoy listening to us ramble on at length about The Dead Internet Theory. Enjoy...

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