# Regular Season Purgatory, WNBA Free Agency, Project Hail Mary, 2026 Movie Slate

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Podcast: [Crunch Wears No Pants](https://stenobird.com/podcast/crunch-wears-no-pants-5729951)
Published: 2026-04-09T02:49:51+00:00
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we talked about the Lynx. we talked about the Timberwolves. We talked about the insane slate of 2026 movies.

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