# Olivia Miles is the MVP, Timberwolves Rebrand, Wolves Jerseys Draft

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Podcast: [Crunch Wears No Pants](https://stenobird.com/podcast/crunch-wears-no-pants-5729951)
Published: 2026-06-05T14:54:05+00:00
Episode link: https://share.transistor.fm/s/9bbb222b
Audio file: https://media.transistor.fm/9bbb222b/7e0bb198.mp3
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Duration seconds: 3225

## Resource

This is allegedly an episode of Crunch Wears No Pants where we spend 15 minutes talking about Olivia Miles, another 15 minutes talking bout jerseys, and then twenty minutes at the end talking about absolutely nothing. At the end, Jordan apologizes to Wolves Dance Team Member and Panty Nation Member of the Year Nominee Maggie for an accidental meme send to the "GOOSE GANG" group chat.

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