# Ant's Ascension, the Bench Mob Hierarchy, & Navigating Pet Loss with Dane Moore

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Podcast: [Crunch Wears No Pants](https://stenobird.com/podcast/crunch-wears-no-pants-5729951)
Published: 2026-03-05T03:56:17+00:00
Episode link: https://share.transistor.fm/s/ac620280
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## Resource

Dane Moore is back to talk about Kyle Anderson's return, the bench mob's pecking order and ideal state, as well as his newishfound love of Survivor. It was a lot of hoops talk, which makes sense. We also talked about Ayo Dosunmu being attractive. We also talked about Jordan's cat Ford passing away, which ended in some gallows humor and I assure you he is grieving normally and he appreciates all the condolences and nice things people have said. Jordan also told me to tell you to look up Continuing Bonds Theory by Klass, Silverman, and Nickman, as well as Neimeyer's work on Meaning Reconstruction, and the Dual Process Model of Grief by Stroebe and Schut if you're curious to learn more about helpful grief theory that's helped him, especially in regards to pet loss. We love Dane, we love you, we love your pets.

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